Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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