Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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