There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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