the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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