After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Randomize
