He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
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