After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Randomize
