You're my little dorito
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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