Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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