kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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