A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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