Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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