I just cut my nipple shaving
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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