i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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