i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
As shirtless as possible
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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