Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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