I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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