You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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