Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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