found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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