And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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