So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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