The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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