You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
She announced her abortion via fbk
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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