she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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