If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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