i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
This is the high leading the old right now
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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