So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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