You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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