Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Actions speak louder than pants.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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