i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize