So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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