I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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