would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Operation Purity has been aborted
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
i think my cat just said my name.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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