You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
