Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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