everyone is single if you try hard enough
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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