Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Just high enough for therapy.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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