IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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