I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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