Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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