You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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