Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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