went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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