Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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