WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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