Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'm getting married
To pizza
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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