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sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He passed out mid-signature
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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