i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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