My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i just google imaged poop.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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