Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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