Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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